• 00:15 John changes baby diapers
• 09:11 Texas vs. North Carolina legalizing pot
• 19:18 Jimmy Buffett retirement communities
• 23:40 Bad themed cruises
• 29:59 Drew is Gene Simmons; Lloyd is Marilyn Manson
• 36:02 Just wanna bang on the drum all day
• 40:29 Depend adult diapers
• 47:29 Drew’s ridiculous questions to Lloyd and John
• 00:15 John changes baby diapers
00:51 Jefferson memorial: Drew visits Washington DC
03:44 Just A Gigolo: Lisle gets called a playa on Match.com
14:06 Ava’s Rat: LA Lloyd’s daughter wants a pet rat
19:35 Shitting in the Driveway: Someone takes a dump in the driveway at the radio station
24:07 Harlem Globetrotters: Lisle takes the kids to the Globetrotters and he signs a basketball
For mature audiences 18+
The Beaver meets three different ghosts in this episode.
• 00:11 Drew ghosts a former friend and leaves him high and dry and is feeling guilty.
• 15:20 Lisle has been couch-less for four years.
• 24:35 Drew explains the smell that every Pier 1 has.
• 34:05 Lloyd pays tribute to his ultimate listener who recently passed away named “Martha the Statistician.”
• 39:21 Drew gets stoned and plays American Top 40 in the wrong order and Casey’s ghost sends a long distance dedication to close out the show.
Lloyd opens the Podcast talking about a Father’s Day Dinner eating one of his favorite foods…fried chicken which immediately opens the door for aficionado Lisle to reflect on his grandmother’s cast iron skillet recipe that would seriously challenge the Colonel’s. This leads into a conversation on the statistically proven bad tipping from Millennials; Why do grocery store cashiers become mediums and predict your dinner plans based on your purchases; Drew attempts to buy a bed skirt at the mall and gets rejected by bad employee; Does overplaying video games lead to mental illness; A new way to entertain the kids when they’re out of school at Coding Summer Camp; Finally Drew avoids pants below his man-tits by revisiting the gym.
•07:59 Lisle gets abandoned on a date at a Joe Bonamassa concert
•15:32 Drew’s guide to small talk when you’ve got no game
•21:29 Lloyd’s daughter explains “Pharm Party” guaranteed to make every parent cringe
•27:36 KISS and Roseanne’s “End Of The Road” Farewell tour
•35:05 The XXXL teddy…yes we discuss lingerie
The Beaver hits its first milestone of completing 20 Podcasts. In this episode, Lisle eats some bad cheese and explains why it’s OK to buy the meat at Wal-Mart with the yellow tags to save a couple bucks. A primate escapes at the San Antonio airport. Many call it a baboon, but in reality it’s a Rhesus Macaque. Lloyd makes a few jokes about the pronunciation of macaque, which leads into a discussion of why a good night DJ will eventually become a great morning personality on the radio. Finally, Drew, Lisle and Lloyd discuss the Royal Wedding and how the new Duchess puts the “sex” in Sussex. Interestingly, this leads us into a history lesson from Lisle and thought provoking conversation of why Meghan Markle is called “bi-racial” by the media in the U.K, while Obama is referred to as “Black” and “African American” in the US. Why so serious?
The Beaver returns after Drew has been traveling to Toronto where he attends a Blue Jays game and drinks so much he decides to leave in the 5th inning only to find out the next day he missed a no-hitter. Later Drew’s travels take him to Los Angeles where he enjoys a few gummy edibles but loses one. He traces his steps back to a taco stand and finds it on the floor. Does he still eat it? Lisle learns about middle school vaping from his 6th grade daughter. Also, Lisle considers blogging about traveling as a career change but decides he doesn’t like to write. How will Texas handle legal sports betting? Lisle breaks it down. A new Guns N Roses remastered Appetite For Destruction collection is available in June and we discuss “Box Sets For Dummies.” Finally, we pay tribute and say so long to one of our favorite restaurants as long time friend Chuck Stanley closes the CBQ Smokehouse.
Drew is on a mission to bring back a modern day monocle. Lisle discusses the first ever penis/scrotum transplant. Lloyd befriends a fan that was labeled “KISS guy” by Dave Grohl after he got on stage and jams the song Monkey Wrench with Foo Fighters in Austin. Somehow Lisle, Lloyd and Drew reflect back to college and how great it was not having everything documented on Social Media. Unfortunately, Lloyd’s photo was captured wearing leg bandanas. Finally, the college memories continue discussing having fun with photos to see how far you could go and actually get them developed without getting the “censor” sticker. We end the show with a segment called “penis top hat.”
In this episode, Lisle’s daughter attempts to make the perfect foil sphere that we discussed in Episode 16…is she secretly listening to Beaver Cool Aid? Drew brings up Carrie Underwood’s plastic surgery which leads to Lloyd contemplating removing a mole his kids have teased him about. Lisle explains why Austin doesn’t care to much about the San Antonio Spurs. Is Lloyd jealous about a new American Idol mentor? And finally, Lisle contemplates pulling off a white-collar crime for an easier way of life…IN PRISON.