• 00:15 John changes baby diapers
• 09:11 Texas vs. North Carolina legalizing pot
• 19:18 Jimmy Buffett retirement communities
• 23:40 Bad themed cruises
• 29:59 Drew is Gene Simmons; Lloyd is Marilyn Manson
• 36:02 Just wanna bang on the drum all day
• 40:29 Depend adult diapers
• 47:29 Drew’s ridiculous questions to Lloyd and John
• 00:15 John changes baby diapers
•07:59 Lisle gets abandoned on a date at a Joe Bonamassa concert
•15:32 Drew’s guide to small talk when you’ve got no game
•21:29 Lloyd’s daughter explains “Pharm Party” guaranteed to make every parent cringe
•27:36 KISS and Roseanne’s “End Of The Road” Farewell tour
•35:05 The XXXL teddy…yes we discuss lingerie
Drew is on a mission to bring back a modern day monocle. Lisle discusses the first ever penis/scrotum transplant. Lloyd befriends a fan that was labeled “KISS guy” by Dave Grohl after he got on stage and jams the song Monkey Wrench with Foo Fighters in Austin. Somehow Lisle, Lloyd and Drew reflect back to college and how great it was not having everything documented on Social Media. Unfortunately, Lloyd’s photo was captured wearing leg bandanas. Finally, the college memories continue discussing having fun with photos to see how far you could go and actually get them developed without getting the “censor” sticker. We end the show with a segment called “penis top hat.”
In this episode, Lisle’s daughter attempts to make the perfect foil sphere that we discussed in Episode 16…is she secretly listening to Beaver Cool Aid? Drew brings up Carrie Underwood’s plastic surgery which leads to Lloyd contemplating removing a mole his kids have teased him about. Lisle explains why Austin doesn’t care to much about the San Antonio Spurs. Is Lloyd jealous about a new American Idol mentor? And finally, Lisle contemplates pulling off a white-collar crime for an easier way of life…IN PRISON.
Lloyd is feeling his youth in the form of a nose blemish. It may not be important to you but he harped on it for a good 10 minutes. In this Beaver episode, we cover everything from Native American mineral rights, Donald Trump’s doctor and we talked about Lloyd’s upcoming pilgrimage to Oklahoma. John and Drew have makeover ideas for Lloyd’s next life. The Smashing Pumpkins are reuniting. Do we care? We touched on The Grammy’s and John played a big card in bargaining with his kiddos. Do you feel like a sissy, sissy? You might have….LOW T!
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Navel jewelry…is it still a thing? Lloyd’s wife still has a belly ring and so do a few people we know. What kind of body jewelry is a big turn off? We gave some history to the three of us for the three of you that may not know. Finally, we covered a new kind of herb that John wants to mass produce from a coffee shop. Is this the Christmas show? Merry Christmas!
We haven’t spoken to one another, all three of us together, in five years. Today, we gave birth…again…to Beaver Cool Aid. Download our podcast every Thursday morning for interviews, arguments and giveaways.
In this episode we talk about vaping and Drew’s efforts to quit smoking. We covered other topics but frankly, it was hard to finish because all we wanted to do was stare at Lloyd’s microphone. It ended up with a good nickname.
We challenge anyone to go head to head against us in a Death Pool. We talked about Robin Gibb passing along with Levon Helm. Lloyd makes some sick jokes about the BeeGees and we can’t believe how much Dancing With the Stars still sucks.